Two-a-days

Don't confuse the title with the possibility that I worked out twice in one day.  On the contrary, I'm condensing two posts into one.

Wednesday I ate as normal but got in a good hour (even made the boy wait after his practice was over for a few minutes until I got in my full hour).  Aside from the power hike, I even threw in a little jogging to make an effort to speed up my PP training.

Thursday consisted of two instances that in full disclosure I will share, though the commish may choose to pretend like I didn't share these with him, only to have them leaked at the end of the month by a secret video.

The insurance guy was in the building yesterday and with him came two 6' sub sandwiches.  Did I have any? Yup.  Did I eat the bread or cheese? Nope.  I'm that guy with the gross looking plate with bread and cheese peeled off of a sub and only eating the meat, lettuce and tomato.  Now the disclosure part: did some of the soggy bread stick to the meat? Yes.  If the commish holds this against me I will appeal to the player's association and fight back.  I will not let The Man try to make an example of me. Especially since I am brown! Peace!

Dinner was much the same.  We prepared/served dinner to some homeless families at church and the other host brought in some chili.  Aside from the beans, it was clean.  I did my best to remove all the beans but, again with full disclosure, some mushed up beans may have been consumed.  I didn't hide the fact that I dragged the beans out of the bowl.  I even have video evidence of this as I took a picture of my chili and the beans laying there deadlike next to the bowl. Beans were knocked out!

Don't come back to me in five months and say you didn't know about the soggy sticky bread or the mushed up beans.  I am telling you everything! I hide nothing! I speak the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. So help me god. Amen!

5.5 pts in the hole